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- Sat, 06:08: I'd pay good money for a sultry masseuse to work my back over right now..... ugh
- Sat, 11:56: A Meeting Of The Minds: Dude just got on the elevator with Belt & Suspenders Guy. oh to be a fly on the wall... #workfun
- Sat, 17:34: Day 35 of Project 366 http://t.co/6mCw75Ra
- Sat, 17:46: this reminder this tax season - donations to the Make Jon A Rabbi Fund are, indeed, tax-deductable
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- Thu, 17:52: Day 33 of Project 366. Look at the swan trying to be all shy.... http://t.co/Wj7QsAPo
- Thu, 17:53: I've found a tougher task than trying to get the high note on Take On Me..trying to sing I Get Around by The Beach Boys.... #fail
- Fri, 06:04: no sleep....banged my foot into the wall twice...dropped my glasses....oh this is gonna be a long assed f**ked up day
- Fri, 08:41: ladies look out! my horoscope says I'm "feeling fit as a fiddle when flirting with fantasies" today. Please form an orderly line.
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- Mon, 20:56: well I've now discovered all but one of my college roomie's on The Face Book....damn you Dave for having such a normal name (like I don't?)
- Tue, 09:53: Day 31 of Project 366 http://t.co/IOJyc7a5
- Tue, 12:32: just when the hell did red lights become optional?
- Tue, 18:55: RT @DeathStarPR: SPOILER ALERT for those seeing The Phantom Menace in 3D: Darth Maul dies at the end and you regret paying $15 to see it ...
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- Mon, 04:05: nothing like waking up with a smile after such lovely dreams about a beloved girl..... #HappySigh
- Mon, 07:33: Day 30 of Project 366. morning on The Ice Planet Hoth, complete with funky clouds http://t.co/o7ihiPjn
- Mon, 09:15: a sure sign spring is on it's way...just bought my @MudHens tickets~!
- Mon, 12:56: and now to go and get my taxes done which brings the annual question - do I tempt the IRS by saying my occupation is "PROPHET" ? #IWonder
- Mon, 13:02: RT @empiremagazine: It's not quite Ferris 2, but here's that Honda ad, aka Matthew Broderick's Day Off: http://t.co/8e9JGRv6
- Mon, 15:34: spending the day off watching How The States Got Their Shapes on my DVR and staying out of the icky cold.....
- Mon, 16:41: RT @TheBloggess: Dear stupid people: Stop it.
- Mon, 17:05: god I love this book...and I love Buck O'Neil. a great, great, great man #baseball http://t.co/X3FQP6ug
- Mon, 17:11: @JadenKenneth my young padawan, are you out there?
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- , 13:35: ...and then my lovely day goes to hell as I get another call from a debt collector for my ex-wife of 10+years.......dammit
- , 13:53: aaaannnd that damn ex wife debt collector woke me up from a VERRRYYY lovely kinky dream about a certain person...*double mutters*
- , 17:35: ohhhh I'm a sneezing fool
- , 19:20: Dear History Channel, 7-11 is not a #ModernMarvels (though I get my coffee and paper there every work day) Love, your friend, Jon
- , 06:09: Day 24 of Project 366 http://t.co/YglGmo2j
- , 06:12: thought that strikes at 5:30am....I wonder if I could turn Francesca into a monster car? Hmm......
- , 11:40: I don't even know how much the profit sharing check is going to be and yet I'm already out shopping for new jerseys.....ho boy
- , 05:23: I've really got to work on that winning the big lottery thing.....this work b.s. just isn't working out........
- , 10:12: ...and then one day I shall leave all this behind and be reborn in the tranquility of British Columbia. #truth
- , 17:50: Dday 22 of Project 366 http://t.co/xn8W2yFN
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- , 13:31: ACTUAL #WORK CONVERSATION- me: "I like my jelly beans like I like my women!" Karrie: "a variety of them?" me: "well, black first then white"
- , 17:57: Day 14 of Project 366 http://t.co/H91J0pKZ
- , 17:57: boy there's nothing like almost getting hit by three different cars while driving home from work.....#f**kTheSnow
- , 06:00: so I'm thinking I'll need to ride a tauntaun to work instead of driving, of course I might have to cut it open and sleep in it like Luke did
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- Sat, 05:49: it appears my apartment was relocated to the ice planet of Hoth overnight....
- Sat, 09:55: so I was planning to go to NYC for the day Monday, but it's only gonna be 19 degrees! There went that idea.....
- Sat, 13:31: ACTUAL #WORK CONVERSATION- me: "I like my jelly beans like I like my women!" Karrie: "a variety of them?" me: "well, black first then white"
- Sat, 17:57: Day 14 of Project 366 http://t.co/H91J0pKZ
- Sat, 17:57: boy there's nothing like almost getting hit by three different cars while driving home from work.....#f**kTheSnow
- , 17:49: Day 11 of Project 366. The Artist's shadow http://t.co/Xl8I2sBy
- , 17:51: whoever has the Jon voodoo doll..please stop
- , 19:29: was singing this at work all day today... http://t.co/pVcQIwq6 #Batman
- , 19:46: the UK version of Whose Line Is It Anyway will always be vastly superior to that vile crap version the Drew Carry forced on America...
- , 06:12: 37 days until pitchers and catchers report for spring training.....
- , 19:13: trying hard...so hard.....not to give in......
- , 19:29: Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken #TylerDurden
- , 14:07: it's sad when I have to shame my #work wife (of all people) into saying "please" when she asks to borrow Francesca! #mycar
- , 18:02: Day 8. January 8. Taken blindly while left foot is on shore and right foot is over a yard out in the river. http://t.co/vSrQ253N
- , 17:57: Day 6 of Project 366 http://t.co/9YsEFvn5
- , 18:00: RT @Nya_Gx: I'm watchin #WillyWonka original movie. Lickable wall paper had me having inappropriate thoughts.
- , 18:09: why can I not find a website that will tell me when regular season @Yankees tickets go on sale?? *mutters and clicks away in a vain search*
- , 18:09: RT @DeathStarPR: Friends don't let friends drink and aim the Death Star at ex-wive's planets.
- , 22:31: @KayfabeComment just finished the Tony Atlas You Shoot....OUTSTANDING~!
- , 22:31: how the hell can you play the #CottonBowl .....NOT at the Cotton Bowl???
- , 00:22: You can't go on / Thinking nothing's wrong / Who's gonna drive you home tonight #songlyrics
- , 06:17: You must learn the ways of the Force if you're to come with me to Alderaan....
- , 08:39: ...and so begins another day at The Hotel California. #work
- , 05:20: leave the gun - take the cannoli
- , 16:53: paid off one of my 2 loans, got a $100 gift card in the mail, and the Dark Knight Rises trailer is out? wow my day got WAY better after work
- , 16:53: The Dark Knight Rises the trailer... http://t.co/33LRwX0B
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