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Where I live now
Dining area
Brother's bathroom
My brother and his son's room
My parents' room
My parents' bathroom
My room
Living room
Kitchen
Hall.
I like it a lot.
To my friends:
I miss you all. A lot, a whole lot. I hope we can all talk normally again soon. You're my best friends in the whole wide world and it sucks to not be able to talk to you. I hope you are all doing okay. I am miserable without you guys. I love ya all! See you soon!
hi
I am at the library, and none of you clowns are online :(
Hi
I am at Piggly Wiggly again. Hi people!
I am bored out of my mind. Found out the local library has wifi, though.
hey
I am in the car at Piggly Wiggly right now. I am using my netbook. My netbook is kind of borked right now, so I do not know how long my netbook will live, but I will try and come to a hotspot every now and again to give you updates as long as I can. We expect to have internet by the 28th, possibly. I sure hope so. My drug test and background check for work will be sometime next week. they told me I could come in any time I want. Okay, I gotta go. I miss you all. Someone inform all of potato.
Hi
Gone movin'. Might not be back until April :(
See you soon!
Yes.
Now that's what I call an improvement
Hi!
UPDATE
Everything went well! Did really well on my typing test, and the recruiter was quite impressed! Only missed a few questions on the other test as well that they gave me.
Will have a one on one interview with someone from their upper management at 10 AM on Tuesday! Good luck me!
If I make it, apparently training will begin in May!
Leaving for a job interview with a call center in about an hour. Wish me luck!
I just got all dazzled up for it.
(Heather, we actually had some of that "Surf hair" stuff you told me to get already in the house! What do you know!)
Howdy
Did 2.5 Miles on the bike yesterday. A personal best! I'm doing push ups a lot better now, too.
Gotta keep working at it. I need to come up with some sort of diet that won't make me want to die. Anyone got any ideas?
TOMORROW'S GOALS:
1) Exercise
2) Exercise!!
3) Talk to folk
Howdy
I got my ID yesterday! I think I mentioned it :P
I'm working on doing a lot of life goals now and stuff. I'm putting myself in a position where I'm going to get a lot of good things done for the better.
We'll see how that goes! Keep your fingers crossed for the ol' Otis.
Talking to people is still really hard, but I'm working on it.
I'm really optimistic about my life. I think I'm doing all the right things.
I didn't exercise yesterday, though. But I will today. I really need to work out a diet. Exercise isn't so much good if I keep piling fat back up!!
TOMORROW'S GOALS:
1) Exercise
2) Talk to people
3) Figure out a diet
Hi!
I got my ID :D
I also did some exercising last night. Woo! 1.11 Miles on the bike, 60 hindu squats, and 20 push ups.
Also, I helped my mom check out at the grocery store, something I normally shy away from.
Howdy!
Guess who got a haircut?
SPOILER: I did.
I tried to get my state ID today, but they were too crowded. Going again in the morning, should absolutely get it tomorrow :D
I didn't do too many of my goals yesterday. I did do a good bit of exercising, though.
Finished season 1 of Glee. What a good ending of a season! I love that show. If Season 2 isn't just as good, I'm going to be angry!
Today's single goal:
Exercise
Tomorrow's Goals:
1) Exercise
2) Talk to someone
3) Get my State ID
I'm in a real good mood, guys! I feel like I could do anything :D
Howdy!
Yesterday:
(Forgot to post!)
I did a little over an hour on the bike, 20 push ups, and 50 hindu squats.
Talked to a bunch of new people online!
Then I got sick last night for some reason :/
But all in all, a good day!
Played some WoW.
Gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Today:
I did a bit of self reflection on some stuff. I feel better for it.
No exercise today. Feeling a bit way too sore for it at the moment.
Gonna get a State ID soon. That'll be interesting!
TOMORROW'S GOALS:
1) Continue to try and talk to new people.
2) Exercise more
3) Say something I've never said before
Howdy
Today: Nothing accomplished
Today was a mess. I was really, really depressed today. Like I hadn't been in years. I don't know why. Today wasn't a good day.
Tomorrow's goals:
1) Exercise
2) Talk to a stranger
3) Read the stuff on social anxiety my friend sent me
Revised 2011 goals:
1) Turn in an application myself that I got myself
2) Read a book
3) Learn to drive
Howdy!
What did I do today?
Did a hell of a bunch of hindu squats, some push ups (enough to make my stomach hurt!), and a bit over a mile on the bike.
Played WoW for a little bit.
Watched a whole bunch of Glee! Got up to and watched Episode 13 of Season 1. Damn, that show is like funny musical crack. It's taking a lot not to look up spoilers!
Emma on that show is absolutely cute as hell!
Unfortunately, I didn't meet any of my goals from yesterday except to exercise. But that's okay!
Had a long discussion with my friend over why I shouldn't want pretty hair/pretty things. Short answer? She's wrong.
Also, I'M NOT GAY >:O
We've also determined that I need a girlfriend that
- Has red hair
- Is at least mildly interested in anime/videogames
- Possibly who can sing!
- If possible, listens to metal
- Is awesome
Competed in Tetris scores with a friend of mine. I lost :(
Tomorrow (Today's?) Goals:
1) Exercise more
2) Talk to some strangers
3) Do something I've never done before
Howdy!
Today, I did 2 miles on the exercise bike, did 30 hindu squats, and 20 push ups. I feel like hell. Awesome!
I actually did try and talk to someone new online today, but they didn't respond. I hope it still counts.
I didn't manage to spend an hour out of my room, though :/
I feel pretty good today!
I've been watching Glee with a very good friend of mine! That show is amazing! I can't believe I got it and Gossip Girl confused. THEY BOTH HAVE G'S IN THEM, SHUT UP.
I played WoW for about an hour and 45 minutes today.
TOMORROW'S GOALS:
1: Exercise more
2: Try and start a conversation with someone new
3: Tell my friends something I've never told them before
4: If they're willing, play a game with a friend and talk to them with voice instead of text
2011 GOALS:
1: Apply for a job/jobs
2: Read a book
3: Talk to a stranger outside of the home
Long time no see.
It's been about... two years? Yeah, I think two years, since my last post on Livejournal. To the people who still have me as a friend on here and who actually still used LJ, hello! How have you been?
Not a lot has changed in my life.
To some of you, that's probably going to be sad. But that's okay.
I'm re-commandeering my blog after a long absence!
As many of you know, who are my friends, I have severely crippling social anxiety issues, and am frequently depressed in part of this, as well because of other things.
I will be chronicling each day what I've done in the day, and if something causes me to feel anxiety or depression, I will talk about it.
A friend of mine suggested I do this, so I will try it.
Maybe it'll help!
Fair warning, I'm going to seem really, really whiny.
Today's log:
Woke up at around 2 PM
Played an hour and a half of World of Warcraft.
Quit because I had nothing to do. That made me sad.
Got mad at a friend
Got mad at myself
Got depressed about that.
Apologized for it. Felt bad.
Watched a lot of Third Rock From The Sun.. which, for some weird reasons, has been making me depressed lately. I think it makes me feel old. Which makes me think I'm going to die :(
It was cold, and rained a lot today. That tends to either depress me, or make me think of Grand Theft Auto 3. Today? It depressed me.
My friend called me. I hate talking on the phone so god damned much. Even with people I know well.
Said he wanted to come over for a little while, so I said okay.
Waited for about two hours.
He called again, said he couldn't make it. Uhg.
Then he talked on the phone with me forever. Double uhg.
I tried to play Minecraft again today. I haven't played it in a while. Couldn't make myself play for more than two minutes :(
Then I tried to work on some drawings in photoshop... and I couldn't make myself do that either. I feel like I'm creatively broken, or something, right now.
I read some stuff that made me feel real nostalgic. It made me feel really good! I laughed!
Talked about my stupid feelings with a friend, and that also made me feel real good. Very therapeutic.
Worried about one of the outside kitty cats. He has a scar on his face and a big gash on his paw. I hope he's okay. I also hope he doesn't have rabies. Scary. I'll have to stay away from him for a while, and I like him :(
This stupid package I sent via UPS for something I sold on ebay was delayed yesterday, and today, it had to be rescheduled AGAIN because of some sort of "Label error", or something, with the address. Turns out the city it was sent to has some weird distinction of exactly where it is. Like... it's being sent to the "Hamlet" of the city it was originally sent to. What the hell is a hamlet anyways? This made mad. I need the money for a new chair really badly. My current chair is killing me!!
I cried over some stuff today that I really ought to not be crying about. Today just hasn't been a good day. One of those days where you just wish you could die, because it's easier that way :(
I'm worried about a real good friend of mine. I hope he feels better.
TOMORROW'S GOALS:
1 - Exercise for at least an hour
2 - Talk to someone new online, somewhere, even if just saying hi
3 - Spend at least an hour straight outside of my bedroom
Goodbye my friends!
While I won't be so egotistical to still assume I have any avid readers at all, if by some sort of miracle of a chance you still do exist, and want to see the comedy stylings of myself and others, it would be in your best interest to know that me and some friends have started up a real website (as in an actual .com and all that).
The Restraining Order. A website jointly authored by myself, ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=91.7) apoplecticfittz, roter_terror, rabidglow, eagon, and evilweevil2029!
COMICS!
PIZZA JOKES!
THIS GEM!!
Q & A
Q: Does this mean you'll never use LJ again?
A: Not at all! I just won't post, but I'll still comment on other's blogs.
Q: What is your role on the site?
A: Currently, I do a few articles, and I'm the head graphic designer and web designer.
Q: Can users make accounts and comment on your site?
A: Yes! You can also comment without an account!
Q: What can we expect from the site in the future?
A: More articles, better designs, more videos, comics, and fun! Feel free to make suggestions on the site, even!
For anyone who DOES still read this site, please be sure to check it out. Tell them (i.e. me) I sent ya! If you use iGoogle or the Google Reader, you can also add our RSS feed by clicking the following button 
So, I was bored and came up with something ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.
A "formula" to deduce just how deviant/skanky a person is.
Here's how it works:
Times you've been photographed nude by yourself +
Times you've been photographed nude by someone else +
Times you've had intercourse +
Times you've had non-intercoursal sexual relations +
Amount of people you've kissed in a relationship kind of way +
Amount of people you've had sex with
x
(
the amount of people you've had sex with at once:
x
the amount of genders you've had sex with
)
+
(Average times you masturbate a month x 12)
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(Average amount of sexually naughty thoughts that do not lead to masturbation, or sexual action of any kind a month x 12)
Or
py + po + in + noi + k + s x (O x G) + (M x 12) - (T x 12)
To sum it up, a pretty skanky, but not p**n star skanky, person would probably be around 300. But someone like me is a -430!
How DO you fare!?
Calculating it, a really hardcore hard worked p**n actor would be about a 5,000 on the score chart :x But that's if you participate in hundreds-of-people gang-bangs :x!
Someone who married their "one love" or whatever, would, statistically avoiding any possible "deviance", would be a 3.
Same scenario, no relationship. Say.. a pure monk, or whatever, would be, naturally, a 0.
A virgin who masturbates 10 times a day, and thinks lots of naughty thoughts (about 40 a day or so!) would be a -14,600. Prolly a p**n addict of some sort!
Update
A revamped, but unofficial version I've configured to factor in a change in lifestyle, repentance, or something of the sort. Regretting your heathen ways and such.
py + po + in + noi + k + s x (O x G) + (M x 12) - (T x 12) + (Ct x 100) - (R x 15)
Where C is the amount of sexual relations you've had with different people within the last 6 months outside of a committed relationship, and R is for the amount of regrets/lessons learned/things you wish you hadn't done/won't repeat in your sexual life. (i.e. Dang! I shouldn't have f**ked that soccer team!" and "Dang! I shouldn't have f**ked the chess team!" and "Dang, I was such a whore!" would be the total members of those two groups (Let's say 10 and 10) and the final whore regret would be one general regret. So that'd be 21 regrets x 15.
Naturally, the CT factor has a higher number because of an actively knowledgeable slut is worse than a past one who regrets it!
Update 2
I should also note that if you're "Seriously" bisexual, and not doing it for "fun", you should leave genders you've had relations with as "1", same with pansexuals, and others who may view gender as "equal". The same goes with being homosexual. If you're genuinely a part of that demographic, and not just changing your specifications just because you like that "Kind of diddlin" better. (There's a difference, believe me! Some people are just whores!)
Update 3
Should also be added that if you've done some of these so much, that you can't even remember how many times, you probably should either guess, or if you can't guess, just put 4,500. Shame on you.
Update 4
Another addition I just thought of!
py + po + in + noi + k + s x (O x G) + (M x 12) - (T x 12) + (Ct x 100) - (R x 15) x nS
where nS stands for Number of STD's you've had/have.
The future?
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