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Kool A.D., of Das Racist, dropped this little puppy the other day. Just downloaded it yesterday but after one spin I am liking this a lot. You can download it here, they make you give them your email address but at least it’s not your home address. That would be worse.

Nacho Donut spends a lot of time hanging out in the world of humans and it is just not natural for him to spend so much time away from illustrations. Every once in a while he needs to go and have naked time with his own kind. He is taking a quick time out in India with ancient p**no drawings from the subcontinent.

NASA can not afford space missions so Nacho Donut is picking up the slack.

Brandon Bass Dunks in the face of Fish Molestation

I noticed a disturbing trend on Google Image Search today involving fish. As it turns out, fishing is not the innocent outdoor recreational activity that I once thought it was. There is some seriously weird shit going on with these camping trips that dudes are always going on. Married women out there, when your husband comes back from his camping trip smelling like fish, you better hope that he was cheating on you with another woman because it could be much worse. I have seen some weird stuff before but what is going on in our lakes, rivers and streams these days is just plain wrong. As I stated previously on Twitter, it is bad enough that people are tricking fish into thinking they are about to eat a delicious worm. Now fishermen are straight up molesting fish.

This would be an excellent time to make a joke about rods but this is no laughing matter. Additionally, this has nothing to do with the Southpark Kanye West Gay Fish episode as that was fictionalized and this is real. Nacho Donut has teamed up with NBA not-superstar Brandon Bass to bring an end to this disgusting practice. We will be accepting donations to help our cause. All donations will go towards the purchase of a Ryobi drill set which I will use to drill holes in fish molesters boats. When they sink into the body of water that they were about to desecrate with forced fish love, the fish will know who they are and fish lip them to death. It will be poetic justice.

Fred Flinstone is Gettin’ it all over Bedrock from Betty Rubble.

I am slowly but surely making advancements with the Nacho Donut cartoon. This donut is one of the first ones that I made and it is one of my favorite donuts. It is very important that they have good names and I have been thinking about it for a while. I have decided that in the way that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were named after famousRenaissance artists, the Donuts in Nacho Donut’s dirty dozen will be named after famous people in Hip Hop. This Donut is named Just Glaze and it is based off of producer Just Blaze as if you couldn’t figure that out for yourself. Just Glaze hoists salsa and he is friends with a tortilla chip. I think that the donuts will have names but the tortilla chips are just going to be called tortilla chips. It all has to do with Nacho Science and everything related to its origins. Nachos have basically been around for as long as corn has and that is a long ass time.

Here is “Breathe” by Fabolous which was produced by Just Blaze. Say what you have to say about Fabolous but this is one of the best beats of all time.