So much cash I look like an old lady named Matlida.

Good to think about when you’re at work.

Start with an innocent blond girl.

Get a Bo Derek hairstyle and you’ll make all kinds of new friends.

Actual Caption, "Baby Daddy"

Baby daddies definitely speed up the wigger process.

Actual Caption, "At tha club makin that money"

Once your stripping and have a baby daddy in jail, I think you know whats next:

It’s Crypt picture day.

Look Rican for the camera sweety.

I have no idea how this baby came out white.

Actual Caption,"real nigga shyt"

Remember the girl from the beginning? Me neither.

You gotta give him that motivation.

You need more than a little light to make a kid feel safe in the hood.

I wonder how they met.

Actual Caption, "YA HE LIKES IT"

Definitely friends till the end…or until the tour leaves.

It’s just waiting to be smashed.

It’s ironic that he’s so proud to be white, but he can’t work in an office.

Hat to the the back, man on the behind.

Who dat is!